Miss Morbid and the Psychotic Mother

Hey reader,

I have never had to deal with a creature this complex before: the overprotective boyfriend's mother. But she's not just overprotective, she is fucking insane! She starts by saying she is okay but disappointed in our relationship because my boyfriend is not supposed to have a girlfriend until he finishes school. Now, she's yelling at him to break up with me and is threatening not only to have a "meeting with the principal" about this but also threatening to put a restraining order on me and maybe even move away.

All because a sixteen-year-old male likes a female (aka me). She's freaking insane. She even "damned" our relationship so I had my mother and grandma bless it so I have two blesses against her damn. Haha.

But she hasn't even met me either! She calls me a slut because I'm white and says all white girls have it in their blood to be sluts. By that false reasoning I could easily say that all Latina girls are sluts but I'm not going to say that because not all of them are. I know many Latinas who are not sluts. (Although she doesn't help any of them by her getting knocked up with a teenaged pregnancy.)

Although, you know us crazy white girls who "go from cock to cock".

I don't know if I should be dreading or looking forward to when my mom meets his mom because if she says anything about me that's derogatory... oh there's a reason why we call my mom Mighty Mouse.

God. I can't wait to meet this woman.

Miss Morbid and the Handshake

Hello reader,



The school was abuzz today with the latest gossip of someone getting back together with someone for the third or fourth time. I can't judge, I got back together with my now long-ex boyfriend five times. Everyone is saying "oh so-and-so shouldn't have done that!" and all this other stuff. I can actually tell where so-and-so is coming from. It's hard getting rid and detoxing after yet another break up when you've been with the person for a long time or you had a milestone or two with them.



My now-boyfriend (whom I have had no drama with- yet) met my sister today. It was very good and he actually shook her hand. My sister told me afterward that she was joking around with mom saying that if she sees him, he better shake her hand!



I turned in that ten page research report (yay! It's done!) and now have to study for a test for the exact same class. I guess in college, you never get a break now do you?